Write you a love song?

 You want me to write you a love song, you frickin' prick, lol.

They took every piece of paper from me, so I can't even wing this, ya dick.

I'm going to have to go off of Justin's Bieber's melody because that's all I can hear ya dipshit.

I listen to his songs every night - wait this is supposed to be about us again. 

Well, we're not off to a great start are we, well, shieeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Lemme find some rice things and throw them into the wind, lol.

What the hell was that you said in the song? XDDDDDD 

Here, let me write you a love song that you'll never forget.

Hey babe.

Hey babe.

No, you gotta say it like this.

Babe.

No, Babe.

You're not doing it right.

Here, let me write you a love song that you'll never forget.

Let me teach you how to be a good girlfriend yah dick.

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

How the fuck long is this supposed to be anyway?

At least mine is funny, bitch.

You're going to jail.






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